Honey, I know what we're going to do tonight — get your dick out

I'll give it to a debt collector and he'll forgive me all my debts (well, he hasn't)

Husband's at work and you're not wearing panties? Come on, let's go have a neighborly fuck

She jerked me off with her legs, and I thanked her by giving her a pussy-jerk

Fuck, there's no money, but there's no pain, so why are you sucking cocks again?!

"Oh, you're up and breakfast isn't ready yet. How about a blowjob?"

Spiced the eggs with sperm after sex and made his wife eat them

The passerby is already ready to put in, should I turn him down because of the guy?